Funny Things Rednecks Say

2014 Letters to Santa – Graham County Schools

Backyard Preschool Mrs Webster and Mrs Stewart’s Class

Dear Santa, I love you, please bring me an Elsa doll and a Olaf pillow. A “Frozen” castle with lights. My baby brother wants some new toys. I love you Santa! Shayla, age 4

Dear Santa, Please bring me a big truck with motorcycles on it. And also a big army tank with army men on it. I also want an army suit. My big brother needs a new football bag. My sister wants a Barbie Jeep she can ride in. Come in the front cause I don’t have any chimneys. I’ll leave you chocolate cookies and milk. Micah

Dear Santa, I want lots of new toys! I want a dragon toy that’s red, and a big dinosaur toy. Bring Moma some shiny shoes. My brother Bobby likes toy birds. I don’t have a chimney so come in my door. I will leave chocolate cookies and chocolate milk on ta circle thing like Peppa Pig. Cody.

Dear Santa, Please bring me a real horse that’s brown. I want some Mickey Mouse puzzles. My sister wants a real bunny that’s brown too! My brother likes race cars so bring him a toy one. My mom wants a blue heart but Daddy likes red hearts. I’ll leave the door open for you. I’ll leave you some orange crackers and blueberry juice. Lety

Dear Santa, I can be good sometimes for Christmas I want Ninja Turtles, a Spiderman and bike with a helmet. My mom wants some earrings and a ring. I used to live in Mexico now I live here in Robbinsville town. Knock on my door and I will let you in. Do you like a cheese sandwich? Emanuel, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been a good boy this year. Please bring me a Transformer. A remote control airplane and a battle dragon. My sister wants a horse and my little brother wants a Lego Tractor. My mom and dad said they didn’t want anything. My dog wants a bone. I live right beside Fontana Lake. Be careful and don’t fall in. Carter, age 5

Dear Santa, Please bring me a big Batman. And a big pink truck I can ride on! My sister wants a pink hat and a big monster truck. Daddy wants a Superman. Mamaw likes Batman too! Come in my fireplace and I’ll leave some food for you! Matthew, age 3

Dear Santa, I want a Santa toy…a REAL round one. Bring Moma a flower cause she had my baby brother. Daddy wants Santa to bring him an apple tree. Just a little one! Baby brother is too little for presents. I’ll leave you a sausage biscuit and Coke. Come down the “Chimley” to bring all our stuff. Bristol, age 3

Dear Santa, Please bring me a new computer and some new toys for my little baby brother. Bring Moma some new makeup and my Daddy pants and shirts and blue socks. I will leave some eggs and turkey and orange juice. I will open the door when you knock on it. Oh, and my Grammy wants some dishes and my Grandpa wants socks! Julia, age 4

Dear Santa, Bring me and orange dinosaur, a purple robot dog and a mirror that comes to my head, so I can see what I’m wearing. Moma wants a pretty flower and Daddy a big hammer. Santa will push the bags of toys in my house. An elephant will help him! I’ll leave a strawberry or chocolate cookie or doughnuts. Ella, age 3

Dear Santa, Please bring me a new bike and a new green Care Bear. I would also like a yellow star pillow. Bring my baby sister some new toys. My big sister Madison likes art supplies. Bring my Mom and Dad a picture frame that has daises on it. They will love them! It’s a surprise! You’ll have to come through the front door! I’ll leave you cookies and milk. Oh, and I also need colored paper. Isabella, age 5

Dear Santa, I would like you to bring me a pink unicorn. That’s all! My brother would like a little red car. Bring Alexis a unicorn too! A pink little one! Come in my front door and I will leave you some pizza by the door. Alleara, age 4

Dear Santa, I’ve been good, my mom tells me so. I would like a monster truck and some Autobots also a Ninja Turtle movie. Oh yeah, I almost forgot a army tank. Ayden wants a train and Ipad. Make it two. I want one too! Mom wants some boots and a hat. Dad wants a new phone. I live in Stecoah up on a hill in Robbinsville, NC. Avery, age 5

Dear Santa, I have been good this year. So I would like you to bring me a bow and arrows, a new blue bike and a green John Deere tractor. My sister would like some fingernail polish and makeup. My dad wants a gun and mom wants a new toothbrush and some clothes. I live up a hill in Robbinsville. Ayden, age 4

RHS Childcare Mrs Traci and Ms Tina’s Class

Dear Santa, I was wanting a green control monster truck. I also want a Spiderman and a monster truck jacket. I will leave you some carrots for your reindeer and cookies for you. Oh, I also want one more thing, a remote control race car. This will be it. Wyatt Lewis, age 5

Dear Santa, I would like a train and an airplane. I will leave you milk. Eli Moore, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a Monster High dress and shoes that go with it. I also want a tablet. I wil leave you some cookies and milk. Chloe Orr, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a remote control spider so I can scare my mom with it because she is afraid of spiders. I would also like a little car that I can drive in. I also want a cotton candy maker. Please bring my mom a rose flower vase. I will leave you cookies and milk. Everlee Pressley, age 5

Dear Santa, I would like to have my own TV. I also want my own water bottle, sun catchers with paint and a dinosaur. I will leave you steak to eat. Xamuel Wachacha, age 5

Dear Santa, I want a big monster truck that comes with a remote control that is red. I want a toy that is small and I can play with it. I ant a big school bus that comes with a remote control. Don’t forget that remote controls have stuff in them that is wires. I will leave you cookies and milk and carrots for the reindeer. Brayden Zakroski, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a fake pony, princess crowns and games, a fish card game, a Dora and princess camera. I also want a fish tank with glowing fish. I will leave you cookies and chocolate milk. Thank you, Riley Andreacola, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a plain unicorn, a stuff black bear, maybe a stuffed penguin, and a soft baby doll. For my brother, I want a power ranger with keys. For my sister I want a stuffed bear. For mom please leave a special present. And for dad please leave him a jingle bell hat. I will leave you cookies, chocolate cake and chocolate milk. Emery Beasley, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a Choo-Choo train, and a plane, a school bus toy, and a big tractor and nothing else. Please bring my brother a plane, he will want that and my om a big blue choo-choo train. My dad wants a airplane. I will leave a cookie, a pie and a cake. Kent Chandler, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a back-hoe, an airport with a plane, a motorcycle so I can sit next to the airport. Please leave my sisters girls stuff and my mom and dad big stuff likes houses. I will leave you macaroni, carrots, food, and Kool-Aid to drink. Oh and daddy thinks he wants M&M’s. Grady Denton, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a remote control spider and a remote control truck and a remote control car. I also want a toy computer and a Batman monster truck and a toy phone. My brother would like a remote control car. I think my sister probably wants a Barbie or something cause she likes to play Barbie a lot. My mom and dad would like a real phone. I will leave you chicken, fries, apple and peaches with tea to drink. Raith Hooper, age 5

Robbinsville Headstart #3 Ms Teresa and Ms Sam’s Class

Dear Santa, I want a train. I need a track. I want a race car. I want mommy to get a green train. Bring mommy a necklace. Get Carol a bracelet. Get Marissa a bracelet. Mamaw a bracelet, Tyler a bracelet too. Thank you, Brayden Millsaps, age 3

Dear Santa, I want a Doc McStuffins skateboard. Dear Santa, I want a big clock with a little coo-coo bird inside it. Dear Santa, I want my very Christmas tree. Dear Santa, I want a sweetheart for me and mommy both. My daddy wants a knife. He doesn’t have one. Dear Santa, I want a flower for Elizabeth. I have been good. I’ll leave you something to eat. I buy cookies at Christmas. Brooklyn Moore, age 4

Dear Santa, Bring me candy canes. Ummmmm, train, Ipad and movies. A necklace, a necklace for moma. Bring Daddy, daddy stuff. Jake needs baby today. A paci for my baby. Car. Car race, yeah yeah! I want everything. I need cookies for Christmas. I will share my cookies. A truck and a car. Grady Emmons, age 3

Dear Santa, I want 3 Bubble Guppies and a dump truck. Bring my momma a phone. Daddy wants a watch. Sister Aubrey wants a phone. Santa Clause bring Aaron a bed. Bring Mamaw a dishwasher. Mamaw wants a dishwasher. I’m leaving milk and cookies and sandwiches. Thank you, Elijah Millsaps, age 3

Dear Santa, It’s a cat “Frozen” doll I want. Santa can I have a “Frozen” doll. Bring mom a “Frozen” doll. Bring daddy a “Frozen” doll. I want everybody to get a “Frozen” doll for Christmas. Santa come down my chimney. I am going to be good. Thank you. Teegan Beasley, age 3

Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. Please Santa give me an Elsa doll. I need new batteries for my horse. Moma needs a new stethoscope to hear her heart beat. Camilla needs new gloves, boggan, and boots. Clayton needs tennis shoes for basketball. My Papaw needs a new hammer. Joe broke the other one. Dad needs a pocket to hold his nails. Thank you, Santa. Caislee Lane, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a DS, toy duck, and a toy house. Will you bring my sister something? A toy barbie doll and a fish that turns int a ball like mine, it’s orange. Santa bring my brother something please. A DS cause he tore his up. Bring mom another phone in case hers breaks. We’ve all been good. Thank you. Wesley Pressley, age 4

Robbinsville Headstart #2 Ms Vanessa and Ms Tina’s Class

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year and I would like for you to bring me some magnets, blocks and spiderman. I will leave you some cookies and milk to eat. Love, David G, Age 3

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year and I would like for you to bring me a dress, shoes and a big case of makeup. I will leave you a present but I dont know what it will be. Love, Kolbi W, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year and I would like for you to bring me just play-doh. I want lots of it! I will leave you a large vanilla Frosty and Rudolph some broccoli. Love, Brantley W, age 3

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year and would like for you to bring me a toy train and a blue-black chain saw. Will you please bring Tiara some make up because she has been good too. I will leave you a snow cone to eat. Love, Walosi W, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year will you please bring me a blog dog and a red kitty cat. I will leave you some Little Debbies to eat. Love, Madison F, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year. Will you please bring me some cookies, a dog, and that’s it. I will leave you some cookies to eat. Love, Carter D, age 3

Dear Santa, I have been really good this wear. Will you please bring me Paw Patrol, mermaid, Micky Mouse and a goldfish. I will leave you some pizza to eat a present for you and Rudolph. Love Leah G, age 3

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year and I would like for you to bring me Ninja Turtles, Paw Patrol Legos and a Octa Lab. Please bring Hunter some spy toys. Levi never wants to drink out of a sippy cup. I will leave you some cookies and milk to eat and drink. Love, Mason S, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year. Please bring me a robot dog, and a big giant robot. I will leave you some robot macaroni to eat. Love, Preston T, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year. I would like for you to bring me lots of toys, especially Batman. I will leave you some McDonald’s food to eat. Love, Trey N, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year. I would like for you to bring me some flip flops, boots and a magazine and that’s all. I will leave you some macaroni, chicken and french fries to eat. Love, Emma T, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year. I would like for you to bring me a big race track and I’m going to leave you cookies and chocolate milk to drink. Love, Colton G, age 4

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year. I would like for you to bring me a Doc McStuffin movie and a Doc McStuffins clinic. I will leave you some cookies to eat. Love, Nova T, age 5

Dear Santa, I have been really good this year. I would like for you to bring me a red car, a light pink chair and a Octanaut toy. I will leave you some celery and food to eat. Love, Lauren C, age 3

Dear Santa, I want a 4-wheeler. Bring sissy a pink 4-wheeler. Bring daddy a big blue 4-wheeler like me. I will leave you raisin cookies and milk. Devin Burchfield, age 4

Dear Santa, I want two toy trucks. One for my brother and one for me. Bring mom a Christmas tree. Daddy has a lot I don’t know what to bring him. Also bring me another boat. I will leave stuff for you at my house. Matt Woodard, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a bicycle. Bring mommy baby wipes, and diapers for the baby. Bring daddy a truck. Bring brother clothes. I will leave you presents. Joey Riddle, age 3

Dear Santa, I want a Doc McStuffins Dragon. My sister wants a toy she likes to play with. Sissy might want a Doc McStuffins purse. Please bring daddy a thing like a blue shirt he had in the old house. I don’t know what moma wants. She might want a yellow shirt. Just open the door at night time and sneak in. I might want a swing that goes round and round in circles. Thank you, Brooke Cox, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a motorcycle and Ninja Turtles and a monster truck. Daddy wants a turtle toy and me too. Moma wants a pink turtle. Logan wants a motorcycle, he likes motorcycles. Just open the door. On the table motorcycle cookies for Santa. I will be good. Thank you. Braylen O’Neal, age 4

Dear Santa, I can ride a MoMo. Please bring me a MoMo. Caden wants to get a MoMo too. Maybe Moma a req. Dad wants a work shirt. Maybe Grayson wants a bear. I want him to have a bear. I will open my door for you to get in. I been good at my home. I have to sleep in my bedroom and Santa will bring me presents. Hunter Sawyer, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a magic box and a bee’s nest for a bee. I want Paw to get a real gun. MeMe needs makeup. Walosi likes Batman clothes and me too. Sissy would like something. I don’t know what. I want sissy to get a reindeer or something like that. I am going to leave you a note that says me, sissy and Walosi have been good. Kamerin Woods, age 4

Dear Santa, I want a “Frozen” tent. I want you to bring Axel a bone and a little squeaky toy. Bring mom a “Frozen” bottle. I think? And can you bring me a toy Ice Cream. I want hats for my Papaw. Bring Nin a Christmas blanket. I want for daddy to have some new tires. I want to leave you some cookies and drink. Lexi Campbell, age 4

Robbinsville Headstart #1 Ms Leslie and Ms Marlana’s Class

Dear Santa, Please bring me a dog and a toy. Mommy wants a puppy and sister wants toys from the movie “Frozen”. Isabella Lincker, age 4

Dear Santa, Please bring me a bouncy ball some crayons and a tractor and a trampoline. Also, send me a snow sled, nerf gun and my own computer. Trakker Rogers, age 4

Dear Santa, Please bring me a red dirt bike and lots of toys. I’ll leave Santa cookies and milk. Dylan Garland, age 4

Dear Santa, Please bring me a blue bicycle and a new baby doll. I’ll leave him cookies and chocolate milk. Kazlynn Queen, age 3

Dear Santa, Please bring me a giant Christmas tree. I’ll leave cookies chocolate chip ones. Gage Rogers, age 5

Dear Santa, Please bring me a bicycle and a baby doll. Lexie Millsaps, age 4

Dear Santa, Please bring me a little bike for Jakie a toy for Larison and bring me candy and a present. Troy Brown, age 4

Dear Santa, Please bring me some flowers and candy. Airam Roque, age 4

Dear Santa, Please bring me a Minnie Mouse and a baby doll. I’ll leave you breakfast to eat. Shannon Piper, age 3

Eagle Knob Center

Preschool Class

Dear Santa, My name is Brantley. I am two years. I would like boots and a dog. I want a camera too. I am going to leave you a cookie jar. I say I have been bad this year, but my teachers say I haven’t. Love, Brantley.

Dear Santa, My name is Makiyah. I am three years old. I want a pink present, a pink toy and a pink pony. I will leave you a pink snack at maw Mary’s. I have been good a whole. Love Makiyah

Dear Santa, My name is Bella. I am four years old. I would like a pink circle, a sucker, pink baby doll and something else. I will leave you a sucker. I have been good this year. Love, Bella

Dear Santa, My name is Peyton. I am three years old. I want a tree and just toys. I am just going to leave you green beans, I don’t like them. I have been good this year I am sure. Love, Peyton

Dear Santa, My name is Cameron. I am three years old. I would like big tennis shoes, black shoes and a black jacket with a zipper. Shooting things you shoot with a water hose. A black doggie named Wave. I am going to leave you a birthday cake. I have been good all the time. Love, Cameron

Dear Santa, My name is Rain. I am two years old. I want some ice cream and macaroni. I would like some cranberry macaroni too. I want a pink and blue toy. I will leave you a cracker and cranberry trees. I have been good this year. Love, Rain

Dear Santa, My name is Caden. I am three years old. I would like a big black truck, a black motorcycle, and a book. I will leave you a present and cookies with milk. I have been good this year. Love, Caden

Dear Santa, My name is Jaydin. I am three years old. Please bring me a baby in a bubble bath. I will leave you a kid snack. I have been good this year. Love, Jaydin

Dear Santa, My name is Nevaeh. I am three years old. I would like a Doc Stuffin’s toy, a pink Minnie Mouse, and make up. I will leave you hotdogs. I have been good this year. Love, Nevaeh

Dear Santa, My name is Emory. I am four years old. I would like an Elsa, Ana and Kristoff. I want lots of Frozen toys and Ana clothes. I will leave you crackers and drinks. I have been good this year. Love, Emory

Dear Santa, This year I have been a very good girl. I would like a pair of rainbow Under Armor shoes and a red go-kart and four wheeler. And I want you to bring my dad a huge four wheeler that our whole family can fit on, and my brother Abel some building blocks. I will leave you out some milk and cookies and some carrots for your reindeer. Love, Khaygan Buchanan, 5

Two Year Old Class

Dear Santa, My name is Levi. I am two years old and I have been very good this year. Would you please bring me a dinosaur and lots of Santa presents for Christmas? Thank You! Love, Levi

Dear Santa, My name is Nellie. I am two years old and I have been very good this year. Would you please bring me a baby doll for Christmas? Thank You!! Love, Nellie

Dear Santa, My name is Lilly. I am two years old and I have been very good this year. Would you please bring me a big baby doll and candy for Christmas? Thank You!! Love, Lilly

Dear Santa, My name is Sibel. I am two years old and I have been very good this year. Would you please bring me a pink shotgun for Christmas? Thank You!! Love, Sibel

Dear Santa, My name is Zialh. I am two years old and I have been very good this year. Would you please bring me lots of toys, some jell-o, or a yo-yo for Christmas? Thank You!! Love, Zialh

Dear Santa, My name is Nathalie. I am two years old and I have been very good this year. Would you please bring me a baby doll for Christmas? Thank You!! Love, Nathalie

Dear Santa, I’ve learned so many things this year with my big sisters help. I would like a toy backhoe and a dozer, and a big ball to roll in the floor. And bring my big sister some baby dolls. And I will help Khaygan leave you and your reindeer some treats. Love Abel Buchanan, age 11 months

 


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