Wow, what a great movie “It” is. Most would agree that Richer Tozier’s one liners and comebacks are the highlight. While we can’t remember them all, hopefully with your help we can get most of them on this resource. If you remember some of his one liners, please comment below with what you can recall.
“You punched me, made me walk through shitty water, dragged me through a crack house and now I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown.”
“Do you need to be a virgin to see this fucking clown?”
“Who invited Molly Ringwald?”
“As long as my wang? That’s pretty short”
“Derry was started as a beaver trading camp.” “Still is, am I right, boys?”
“Do you and your mom use the same toilet? Then you probably have crabs.”
“You are lucky we aren’t measuring dick lengths.”
“Go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole.”
“How did I draw the short straw? You are lucky this wasn’t a dick measuring contest.”
“Look at this motherfucker; he is leaking Hamburger Helper.”
“I’ll show you a staph infection”
‘Are those birth control pills?’ “Yeah. I’m saving them for your sister”
“I’m sorry you had to clean up a bathroom that looks like Eddie’s mom was on her month.”
“Doesn’t smell like caca to me señor.”
Please carry on the conversation below with other Richie one liners and comebacks.