Stupid Things People Say on the Internet

Below is a list of comments that were submitted to public posts on Google Plus over a one month span in 2014. These are verbatim and have only been altered to remove some exact names that were mentioned. Please comment below with your favorite “dumb Google Plus comment”. You can just use the number. I particularly like #36 and #43. #80 is also a gem.

  1. U might b right…my friend if there is a good road to walk ..I’ll take that chance .it doesn’t matter if one of use seeing a big rock on top of our Heads ….oops
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  3. it is beauitful piture. do you like baseball and baskball .the weatheris nice today.
  4. Looks amazing wish I could be there actually FedEx me over there just put me in a box and FedEx
  5. Beautiful..but I wonder why sunrises and sunsets look so similar..except that one heralds the beginning and the other depicts the end of a day.
  6. nature wish us good luck
  7. And which percentage of the world has 95 percent of the wealth again? Wake up. This is how the world is. Those at the top want to remain the status quo… Why? So they can keep going to the bank.
  8. The question is, HOW MUCH MONEY DOES ONE NEED TO BE HAPPY? Let the sharks on the top feed on themselves and leave the rest of us to live happily.
  9. Monday is like the last day of the week . The difference depends on one’s way of thinking. Using the computer to put a smile on other’s faces makes your day and is worth all of your other days . Have a great day and always see a smile , it will make up for your hard day . Thanks
  10. Wow!! Have you ever taken photos of the Green Roofs in Chicago? Apparently, the city used to subsidize them, but I don’t know if they do any more.
  11. I think I made a mistake and reposted this picture if I did I am sorry I am new at this.
  12. Tell that to the impoverished that can’t find their next meal… Granted, there are lazy people that put themselves in said situation, however the economic climate doesn’t help.
  13. honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  14. Y cant I post video to Facebook grrr
  15. aaj blue hai water water water or day hai sunny sunny sunny.
  16. Zikar ali pathan
  17. Yeah right i dont believe in superstishon!
  18. GUAAAAAA JAJAJAJJAJAJ
  19. she must have broken her face
  20. go ..a.. chick and catch the glory..glimpse ..the star takes bath early at dawn..
  21. Omg are u Okey
  22. Smoke a joint and calm the fuck down. That’s what I’m doing.
  23. pls add camera details
  24. II want all of your pics in my room – next comment: Yep
  25. send some more photos, would like to discuss the technique
  26. mindblowing, hw u hv tkn, what effects used
  27. Jajajajaja! !!
  28. KINDA WEIRD A LOT WIERD!!!!! /:
  29. Great eyes to behold. A picture without people and words. Smashing
  30. Beutyfull
  31. omg i love thissssss^^^^^
  32. must seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ….http://earning4living.com/?share=19357 .
  33. amazingggggggggggggggggg .
  34. What’s it yaar
  35. ♫ What does the bush baby say?
  36. I can’t write english
  37. hope many view you send in gmail
  38. what a beautiful…
  39. eye is the best scenes to grab anything in one moment
  40. you have said it all, that is my field of studies
  41. its creepy and its tail looks like a worm.
  42. What’s your phone number
  43. ROCKS!!! ,I LIKE ROCKS
  44. So hot makes me want to get supper drunk
  45. Helppph
  46. Picture…YES…Light…Colors…Atmosphere…
  47. dat thang is A-GA-LY!!!!!!
  48. Ididnthearitwhatkindofamainalisthat
  49. it is aye-aye or bush baby
  50. Very pretty but I definitely couldn’t fit on THAT road!!
  51. Ooosame… Great pic.
  52. just great picture early in the morning or evening too good to see taht
  53. fire upon the tender woods..the star smile..
  54. Tank.s
  55. It’s is not only sun shining it is also sea dancing to say wake up for live
  56. Wow v. Nic Wow, what’s a beautiful G-d’s finger made. And what’s a cleaver photographer’s finger touch.
  57. Nope….Its no 1 followed by 100 zeros!!!!
  58. o shit how dat happen
  59. Beautifullllllllllll captureeeeeeee i like thisssssss
  60. u r very blessed ur photorg r amazing out standing breath taking comes to mind i wish i could be there to see whot u see well done keep them coming 😉
  61. Great yoga position and great for your heart
  62. Hhhhhh h hhhhhh
  63. <<<<<<<< is yelling……….DUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
  64. high ways where time flows with all impatient elements towards eternity..
  65. I’m the present fan_yippi
  66. very nice…chancles,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!
  67. Invite me 261FD8 (y) ! But don’t forget follow me 🙂 ! Thanks
  68. Dude dats crazy…..F@$# dat sh”$
  69. kya?
  70. AD AKASH
  71. nallagatla nageswararao
  72. That is you I like to play with you
  73. blue river go on
  74. Hello, i’m at the Liabary in Desoto, Thank you. My Book is. Finallised and is of White House in the Trash written of jezebel E.O.D. in Desoto Mississouri thank you Ulrich Jr. James ****** Social Security Number: ***-**-*** Desoto Missouri . Jefferson County Country of Missouri.
  75. Beautiful but deadly! I can imagine a flash car of some description skidding off the road and going into oblivion!
  76. Stop for a moment and savor the color effects, the fine particles, nothing deadly!
  77. Human angel. .I wish could let her on bed
  78. She’s brautiful and sexy.
  79. Dam girl god brought down angles
  80. I want to lick and suck you all for 1000000000000000 times
  81. It was not the first time to be able to do it’would
  82. Face book
  83. Nice to good look?
  84. So many souls being harvested.
  85. David if u get this message—-please cum n get me…I have been trying to gret ahold of u for so long—-i need to talk to u….my number is 480_ 307…6300… please call me or cum by as soon as u can….
  86. Correct. But the people-hating Republicans have no warrant to push people into more discouragement and despair with their cruel statements and their unwillingness to help.
  87. Oh wow so coooool nd ammmmazing bt which iz dis city or ctry … yaaar
  88. Is rainy and it40 out side in .niles Mich I ride my brothers biker its fun
  89. Hey Joe what are you doing meet me on the side of the road thank you for the picture lmao
  90. ou know what we can have fun season of christmas of ice … I remember my self 3 years ago in North Philly I did ice Dragon and peaple love it .yes expecialy all Beautiful kids love it … it was a beautiful things to do and shared ….
  91. I àfred be lost
  92. Wow ¿¿ I live in the country in Oz & this photo is spectacular. Maybe one day I’ll come over and see the Beauty for myself
  93. Mdnorol
  94. ************************************************************************************************************************
  95. Supper seanry gof bless you
  96. Michael it can Be Lights of romantic….color of the New Wave…
  97. Thats make me feels like romantic, love, and put arms around me.
  98. sk.subhanu I love sms
  99. That is Xcellent!!! Anyone want to live pain FREE, Physically & Financially? Send me a message…..
  100. WAU AWESAM LOVELY PIC
  101. you tub
  102. @
  103. QqqQQqqQQQqI
  104. h h rr gc
  105. Ranjani hai
  106. D a friend for life, You di I love you
  107. That looks so so lcey and the road l would not lime to drive on it fab sun set love it mary
  108. Thehanhkinhdoanh
  109. Budafull
  110. Poon..foom
  111. You. Jus t 6rd
  112. Aww jiss. =D
  113. Smat bird,this is the best thing in the world,i am next,please
  114. DEWWHUUUEEWWWWWGGGGG! ITS SO CEWT!
  115. That’s how I feel after waking up in the morning pushing a buttion and have muffins
  116. I would like to recommend may of garvey for your next facial. State licensed
  117. log kehte hain jise hum pyar karte hain, Wo ek chand ka tukda hai. Par unhe kya pata jise main pyar karta hun, Chand uska ek tukda hai
  118. Tamilsonghd
  119. Tamilkamasutaratips
  120. bad isssssh
  121. Mimi blot
  122. OH MY SKITTLES!!!!! HE JUST WHIPLASHED HIS PUCK!!!!!!!
  123. So peaceful.would love 2 b there nd hv dt peace of mind all by myself
  124. Wo l bllbbb
  125. O ok I really like your comment on life u are a good talker.
  126. u r not only going to give a new lovely life….but also lot of new responsibilities so that i can be professional as well as my personal life…..
  127. i’m with nik Ant
  128. Jesus is lord
  129. Hi im naveed
  130. If I read this rite I don’t few you Jo or I would have been gone.trust and believe I’m never alone! Try for yourself I’m easy to find always,why because I don’t hide behind anyone or thing
  131. Andies donuts
  132. Is you a girl
  133. Help me wit googlel plus
  134. Hatteras ncBbbbbggyujUu yjjjjjjjhvvcihatteras BC
  135. Well Jesse they scream.with pleasure with me and someone gets jealous and forces them.toleave me or they stalk me and its ok just don’t know how to express why just say they need me without explanation
  136. Where yall women at that is single able to mingle
  137. du l firnd
  138. Really nice like lamp.
  139. KYA BAAT HAI PYARE RAAT BHI HAI DIN BHI HAI ANDHERA BHI OR UJALA BHI
  140. One man one girl when are mixersy is give what Plus One Apple and One banana when are mixersy is give Applinana
  141. wow such beuty. to know such beauty styll exist its amazing. can u feel he warmth in ur heart?? 🙂
  142. Next time you refer to it as the Willis Tower I will take a flare gun to your genitals.
  143. How did you get them rocks to pile up under the sun like that? They pet rocks?
  144. Candle is your life,well not be everlasting,but the candle rock,i would say,,forever:-)very creative:-)
  145. Sorry scrimo is real and my phone isn’t the right way to make contact with a beautiful mind. Omar is a lovely baby
  146. that is a great thing to say for uys men fight things in the right way of life it take alot to stay strong for ever body that do beli9ve in better there salfe … Good food for thougth so keep me update on new life tkaing looks.
  147. $@^@”¤ ↓▪:-(◀▶↑◀↑◀:'(→→
  148. °°°
  149. Aloha google Fans. We have Something like here! Other then that your post. Awsome
  150. hi am new here
  151. How you eat what dicks? mother fuck
  152. Holy sweet mother of a red headed step child!!!!! I am throwing my boy a party he and his friends could use an instructor sign me up!!!!!
  153. That ass wooooooow smack that
  154. Ur u a girl
  155. Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
  156. HOELAHOEPEN MIJN EEN VERSE UITDAGING.NAUWGELET!!
  157. Hello how is every one to nite im a 27 year old women looking for some one to talk to 🙂
  158. I lke to belong u
  159. Deer resistance plants
  160. Rolyen the 5th of course I remember the last two weeks. If the answer 7. I have to say thathi f ghfhhdgdhdgdghfhh
  161. Miss you so much, lindsie and my son(josh)
  162. My name is ROSE from PA, My ex-boyfriend dumped me five months ago after I accused him of seeing someone else and insulting him. I want him back in my life but he refuse to have any contact with me. I was so confuse and don’t know what to do, so i confided in a friend who got me introduced to prophet ajanaku at prophetajanaku6@gmail.com that he was the one that helped her to stop her divorce between her husband so i went to the internet to really look see if i could see anything about this temple so I saw various testimonies of people about prophet Ajanaku at prophetajanaku6@gmail.com how he has helped them to get their ex back so I contacted him and explain my problem to him and he told me what he required to enable him cast my reunion spell and i did provided them and he assured me that my man will be back in nine days since that was the spell result i was able to afford To my greatest surprise on the ninth day as he has said my ex came knocking on my door and begging for forgiveness. I am so happy that my love is back again and our relationship has become so passionate and compassionate guess he just proposed to me two days ago so i decided to write of his good work so that anyone in my former situation can also contact him for help. Once again prophet ajanaku of prophetajanaku6@gmail.com is a wonderful spell caster and he is the answer to your relationship problems. He can be of great help and to you and I will never stop publishing his good works cause i know that you need his help
  163. u knw i do evrythng bt y mind ko cntrl kra ja skta bt bt tera irada wrong hua to hum kahani bna dege nd tum daro haha yes g mai hu mai mtlb nd u lovng me na aur sprit ye v h ki one sided love v hota h mtlb kya question mark nw nw ab to
  164. nw see 8 9 wao kya effective h hahah pehle wala se acha
  165. khwabo ki mehbooba andekhi anjani wao muje to pta v na chala 3 years mai kha ta
  166. I died a year ago June 10th and now I can see the beauty in everything I still can’t walk and my voice isn’t the same but through God and people like u. I’m coming back a better stronger me ur pictures are inspirational and today I look up instead of down! Thank u
  167. Antivayras
  168. I promise Dr.Brave if my husband come back i will shear testimony about him.
  169. My name is Nakita S,am from California in USA.i want to use this opportunity to thank my great doctor who really made my life a pleasurable one today. This great man Dr.Brave brought my husband back to me, i had three lovely kids for my husband, about four years ago i and my husband has been into one qaurrel or the other until he finally left me for one lady. i felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. i tried to be stronge just for the kids but i could not control the pains that torments my heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and always wish he would come back to me, until one day i met a good friend of mine that was also in a situation like me but her problem was her ex-boyfriend who she had an unwanted pregnancy for and he refused to take responsibility and dumped her. she told me that mine was a small case and that i should not worry about it at all, so i asked her what was the solution to my problems and she gave me this great man email address. i was doubting if this man was the solution, so i contacted this great man and he told me what to do and i deed them all, he told me to wait for just two day and that my husband will come crawlling on his kneels just for forgiveness so i faithfully deed what this great man asked me to do and for sure after two days i heard a knock on the door, in a great suprise i saw him on his kneels and i was speechless, when he saw me, all he did was crying and asking me for forgiveness, from that day, all the pains and sorrows in my heart flew away,since then i and my husband and our lovely kids are happy.thats why i want to say a big thank you to Dr.Brave. This great man made me to understand that there is no problem on earth that has no solution so please if you know that you have this same problem or any problem that is similar, i will advise you to come straight to this great man. you can email him at:bravespellcaster@gmail.com CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
  170. This. .poc. .is. Beautu
  171. Taikuu, for sharing…
  172. DeqqMatt style!”asshole polish asshole!”with support by VIIA inc.co.(“use machine of POLISH car !!!!other brand better! for save of cost buy MONEY!”)COMFORM at this WORLD so!”_humanity all world?same as PICTURE AT FRAME QUARTERS JPJ KULIM OF SULTAN”hmmmmmm…..WHAT, WHY ,when &HOW did realize……ALL WORLD OF HUMANITY2014
  173. Yes lol wat the other than a few weeks ago I am not the new year and I am so we are you are you are you
  174. Look s books Vgkf
  175. PICK YERSELF UP! DUST YERSELF OFF! ND START ALL OVER AGAIN…. LAAAA LAAA … DIDDLEEEE DEE.. SHALOM.

2 thoughts on “Stupid Things People Say on the Internet

  1. Len Raleigh

    On Facebook the spammers engage with multiple pages, not just the ones they are paid to like, in an effort to make their accounts look more natural. Maybe that is why they leave these comments on people’s posts? It is amazing that every network, including Google Plus, is so overrun with spam. I have a theory that they enjoy the fake accounts, that way they can report higher usage of their network, just as reddit did while they were getting off the ground.

    Anyways, I pick #82! “Face book”

    Reply
    1. Jesse Wojdylo Post author

      I could watch the “Reddit Beginning” Youtube video a million times and get something different out of it every single time. Fake it until you make it. Then kick ass!

      Reply

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